takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

(via allmagiccomeswithrice)

  • teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
  • me: winged eyeliner

mydragonatemyhomework:

You had sex when you’re 14? that’s your choice, you go glen coco, that is okay

You don’t want to have sex till you are married? That takes guts and that is okay

You have a fuck buddy in highschool? Not everyone likes commitment and that is okay

You are asexual and don’t like sex? That’s your sexuality, embrace it, that is okay

But you know what isn’t okay? Shaming people for their sex lives, that is not okay.

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kamidiox:

J to J: Twitter by KamiDiox
Jared trying to teach Jensen how to twit was like me trying to teach my mom the same thing…
m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing
dallonvveekes:

isnt that a panic at the disco album